He impales the head, breast, and two legs of the chicken and eats it raw. So he grabs a muppet chicken, and cuts it up with hyper-realistic blood and gore. "Listen up, motherfucker!" he said, "I'm about cook some chicken! Some fried chicken? And turn them into creepypastas, Let them suck my dick!" What's with the cursing? Last time I checked, this show was for the whole family! I guess not.
We see the Swedish Chef, but instead of talking in a nonsensical Swedish language, he had a voice of a black man (which I didn't mind, I mean, I'm not ethnically racist or anything) and talked like a member of the gang. (I hope red meat didn't come out of my ass) The next part scared the shit out of me, and I mean, FOR REAL. This is when Animal was fucking the drums, and Miss Piggy was crying out of nowhere. Then, he ran and kicked Rizzo the Rat, and we see highly realistic blood and gore, which could rip Jim Henson and his family to tears. "By putting this episode on VHS!" Wait, you mean this lost episode? THIS EPISODE?! Oh my god, I can't bel- well, I guess it was more of a satire. "What do you get when you make the lost episode?" he yelled. Next up, Fozzie Bear came to the stage, and with a weird, angry German accent. Statler said, "Man that sure was a pasta." Waldorf asks, "Well, why did you say that?" and Statler responded, "Because it wasn't creepy enough!" and they laugh. We cut to Statler and Waldorf in the balcony. I'm starting to think that this isn't a real Muppet Show episode, let alone a Halloween episode. And guess what, he literally shoves his skateboard up his ass! He yelled, "And next up, I'm gonna vomit blood!" and he vomited blood and red meat. "For my next act," said Gonzo, "I will shove this skateboard up my fucking ass!" Woah, he cursed! And shoving the skateboard up his ass? That's inappropriate for a family show. The second skit was with Gonzo, standing on one leg with a noose on his forehead, while holding a skateboard. Wait, was that the voice of Mike Judge, or an older man? Was Mike Judge even popular yet?
#THE MUPPET SHOW FONT HOW TO#
Then when Rizzo the Rat appeared on the screen, Miss Piggy yells at him out of nowhere, "I'll show you how to make a Halloween special!" as she grabbed a propane tank, out of nowhere, and shoved the valve into his mouth! "Buck Strickland, forgive me for using propane for this." said a voice of Hank Hill, out of nowhere. We begin with Kermit and Miss Piggy arguing, like some type of marriage argument, and then when Kermit speaks, he says, "We got a great Halloween Special tonight!" Wait, was this really a Halloween special? Curiously, I continued watching. He then yells in a more aggressive tone, "It's the Muppet Show! With our very special guest tonight, Crash Bandicoot! Wooooooooo!" and instead of him cheering, he vomits out red meat from his mouth. The opening had Kermit the Frog, in the letter O in The Muppet Show's Logo, looking disappointed. I'm more excited about watching The Muppet Show on VHS! I hope it's funny! Well, the spark of hope was gone when I set up the TV, put the tape in the VCR, and pushed play.
So hey, maybe it was the day off and I didn't get a day off. I asked for the VHS tape, he said no, so I snuck behind him and grabbed the tape from him without noticing, as I ran to my work room. Funny, Jim Henson died a few years ago, so that makes no sense. While working with a man that's dressed like Crash Bandicoot to a hotel room, I saw that he was holding a VHS tape, that said, as I read it as clear as the dawn of light, The Muppet Show Lost Episode, typed in the horrible Comic Sans MS font, and has a weird copyright date, which was 2012. A 4-star hotel in Pennsylvania that everyone goes to, either for vacation or if nobody has a place to go. I was working as a bell hop for the Books Hotel. However, not everything is good in the world of the Muppets, for there is a lost episode of The Muppet Show that I found on tape the other day.
#THE MUPPET SHOW FONT SERIES#
It features Kermit the Frog and his pals (such as Miss Piggy, Gonzo, Fozzie Bear, Animal, The Swedish Chef, Rizzo the Rat, and many others) in a show where they do some hysterical series of skits, smart, critical comments from the balcony partners, Statler and Waldorf, and even celebrity guest stars. It was a show made by everyone's favorite Muppet creator, Jim Henson. I always loved the one, and only, The Muppet Show.
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